TOPSHOP

Okay, since becoming best friends, with my best friends, they have somewhat damaged my innocent thinking. I have an wicked sense of humour, I enjoy laughing at sexual innuendos and I no longer feel bad when someone trips and falls flat on their face. I've developed the brain of a hormonal, high-testosterone, sexually frustrated guy.

My point is, I just JIZZED at the sight of these shoes. It is not a case of want, lust or must have. IT IS A SERIOUS CASE OF NEED.



Oh um GUYS, good time to mention my birthday is on Saturday :) Just saying...

I LOOVEE YOUUU
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